These
days it seems like everything is beards, witches and wizards. Well, those things are undoubtedly cool and
far be it from me not to hop all over the latest trends, so I wanted to take
the opportunity to bring back an old institution, the Alchemical Mixture, and I
ask you, what’s more wizard than that?
Dirt Wizard - 'No Son of Mine'
From: Peoria, Illinois. Highlights Include: "Season of the Sun"
and "Ged of Earthsea". Rating: 4/5. Released: Dec. 14, 2013.
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Their
five song E.P., ‘No Son of Mine’ stays on an even keel, keeping the listener under
a consistent spell of stoned wizardry in the vein of Seattle’s Ancient Warlocks
or their Northern neighbors Black Wizard.
It’s a crash heavy linear fuzz ride with killer harmonies which gives
the music a sense of speed and motion.
Opener “Amis Tabu”, “Ged of Earthsea” and “Season of the Sun” are all jacketed
in the warmth of close harmony, which edges tantalizingly close to the edge of
dischord by sliding Alice in Chains-style into minor chords. It’s still a great trick to pull off. Uh, I mean … illusion!
Without
a doubt, the band’s crowning achievement is the last song of the collection. "Season of the
Sun" is an apocalypse in the sun. Cacophonic guitars and crashing
drums mingle with a top down cruising down the empty highway feel brought about
by the bright vocal harmonies, feet up, nuclear wind blowing through your hair. Feel-wise, it’s like the inverse of Black
Sabbath’s “Electric Funeral”.
‘No
Son of Mine’ is a solid listen, though at 22 minutes I hesitate to call it
truly satisfying. But, it’s an
incredibly promising debut and you get the sense that Dirt Wizard has an
amazing album or two up their giant, billowy sleeve.
Wizard Union - 'Smoking Coffins'
From: Ann Arbor, Michigan. Highlights Include: "Thoth Amon" and
"Into the Wizard's Sleeve". Rating: 4.5/5. Released: Jan. 8, 2013.
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It’s
a label they don’t shy away from. The
song “Thoth Amon” showcases the band’s Conan-literate side. It’s a fair association to mix themselves up
with. Wizard Union won’t dazzle you with
glittering steel and rippling, oiled muscles.
Instead it’s the dull-edged stone axe which does more damage with the
impact of its blade, rather than its cutting edge.
Wizard
Union will leave you knock you into next week, concussed, groggy and
confused. The fuzz is thick and meaty,
the vocals are gristly and weighing in at a lean 6 songs and 23 minutes, there’s
very little fat here, but there’s just enough to add a little flavor. Wizard Union are a mixture of all the good
things in life, Black Sabbath, Howard’s Conan (as depicted by Frank Frazetta of
course, or possibly Boris Vallejo and best seen on the side of a rockin’ van)
and plus-sized heaviness. I’ll be back
for me, whenever local #420 re-convenes, I’ll be proud to say I support this
union. You can support both these bands by clicking the links on the players below.
Seems
like, these days, it would be a rather large union. At one time, it was a sandbox that the
pixie-like Marc Bolan basically had all to himself. Now, you just can’t get away from wizard rock. Just to give you an idea of how many witch
and wizard themed/named bands there are out there I present this dry list. Try to imagine it as a wizard’s spell scroll.
Stoned
Witch & Wizard roll-call:
Acid
Witch
Ancient
Warlocks
Arkham
Witch
Bell
Witch
Black
Magician
Black
Wizard
Blackwitch
Pudding
Dirt
Wizard
Earth
Witch
Electric
Wizard
Glitter
Wizard
Lizzard
Wizzard
Mage
Magister
Templi
Mountain
Witch
Old
Man Wizard
Red
Wizard
Space
Witch
Spelljammer
Ten
Foot Wizard
Witch
Witch
Charmer
Witch
Mountain
Witch
Rider
Witchcraft
Witches
of God
Witching
Altar
Witchsorrow
Witchstone
Wizard
Smoke
Wizard
Union
And
these are just the good bands (the ones that I know of that is), there’s a
whole world out there of mediocre bands all dying to bring down the wizard
name.
Dirt Wizard on facebook
Wizard Union on facebook
Dirt Wizard on facebook
Wizard Union on facebook
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